A rising star…

Viv had been granted another chance at life. Her snuff-film director kept a necromancer on set, so the DVD could feature alternate endings.

Uttered lunacy…

Self-abuse causing hairy palms was just some crazy old wives’ tale. But gypsy curses were a whole other story, Lawrence later learned.

This one won’t wash out in a bloodbath…

The authorities didn’t believe Sam when he said the Devil made him do it. So now, contraband in hand, he uses a permanent marker to draw the pentagram on his cell floor.

A chip off the old Bloch…

Lance always insisted his heart was in the right place. Clenching the still-pulsing muscle in my fist, I can now finally agree.

Seminal impact…

A disheveled-looking and distraught woman interrupts the live report from the meteorite crash site, claiming that she has been violated by a cloud of radiant smoke. “If it breeds, it leads!” she breaks the news that rocks the world.

Now that’s a creepy pasta…

The restaurant owner had begged for this second chance, promising to serve an unforgettable meal. The food critic lost his stomach for reviewing, though, after belatedly noticing the squirm of the vermicelli in his dish.

Bringing them up the rite way…

My parents are such weirdos. I just asked for a pop-up book, and they gave me a copy of the Necronomicon.