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Two-Sentence Horror Story

Posted on December 24, 2020 by JoeNazare
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A woeful bowlful of jelly…

All through the house, not a creature was stirring. The body wedged halfway down the chimney had created a carbon monoxide buildup.

 

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Two-Sentence Horror Story

Posted on December 17, 2020 by JoeNazare
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The gift of death…

Matt rejoiced in his good fortune: getting hold of this season’s hottest toy was going to make him dad of the year. Seconds later, the stampeding shoppers made him a smear.

 

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Two-Sentence Horror Story

Posted on December 3, 2020 by JoeNazare
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Unmasked murderer…

After the vaccine finally ended the pandemic, thousands of celebrants gathered in the square. The C4-strapped radical in their midst personally reinforced social distancing.

 

 

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Two-Sentence Horror Story

Posted on November 19, 2020 by JoeNazare
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Addressed to kill…

SEND $50,000 BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT OR YOUR HUSBAND WILL BE GUTTED. Since Sophie was a widow of seven years, she could only assume that the kidnapper had slipped the note into the wrong mailbox yesterday.

 

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Two-Sentence Horror Story

Posted on November 12, 2020 by JoeNazare
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Grave endeavor…

The early bird catches the worm, Doug always averred. The late body collects countless more, he eventually found out.

 

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Two-Sentence Horror Story

Posted on November 5, 2020 by JoeNazare
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A tempting suggestion…

“C’mon, honey, it’s a perfect day for apple picking. Even the snake says so,” Eve added.

 

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Two-Sentence Horror Story

Posted on October 31, 2020 by JoeNazare
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Roam for the holiday…

Janet never planned to be a ghost for Halloween. She should have inspected her candy more carefully last year.

 

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Two-Sentence Horror Story

Posted on October 29, 2020 by JoeNazare
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Carrion, my unfavorite neighbor…

Johnson from the neighboring farm never tired of telling me that my pitiful scarecrows couldn’t compete with his. So I finally strung him up instead and opted to go with a birdfeeder.

 

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Two-Sentence Horror Story

Posted on October 22, 2020 by JoeNazare
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Grim pickings…

Mottled with rot, the pumpkin was the ugliest and densest in the patch. Not exactly the gourd he was looking for, but the Horseman rode off with it feeling well-equipped for the evening ahead.

 

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Two-Sentence Horror Story

Posted on October 15, 2020 by JoeNazare
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Capitalizing on his passion…

His decision to get into the extreme haunt business proved quite lucrative. Still, Marcus could kick himself, thinking of all the years he tortured people for free.

 

 

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